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A person's biggest screwup.
Knocking down all the shelving in the parts department was my Magnum Oopus. What a mess.
One of the main supporting characters from the show "Adventures of Officer BukkNasty and Flaccid Mandingo". Jhett Magnum is a Cyborg detective from the year 2043.
He the ability to:
1. Turn into an actual Jet or any part of his body.
2. Solve crimes by licking where it happened.
3. Combine Martial Arts w/ .44 Magnum.
4. Transform into "Jet Maximus"
"Jhett Magnum!? More like Jhett Darsh!"
A person who drinks magnums regularly whilst attending private school, unable to get hired by fast food chains such as Taco Bell and is sh!t at finding mums Facebooks
Lewis is such a magnum boy, cant even get a job at Taco Bell lmao
Very tight, upper-thigh length shorts that were popular in the 1980's and were a staple of Tom Selleck's wardrobe in the popular television series Magnum P.I. These shorts usually clearly outline one's package and leave nothing to the imagination. Frequently worn by those with a mullet.
I was out of clean clothes so I threw on some Magnum PI's. I spent all day tucking back the meat to keep from playin turtle and scaring the locals.
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A handgun cartridge based on the .38 special. A handgun chambered in .357 magnum can generally utilize the .38 special cartridge.
A gun marked .38 special cannot use a .357 magnum cartridge. Using such a cartridge may cause said handgun to explode.
Please ignore the author on here who claims "you don't blow up a .38 caliber gun by shootings .357s through it".
He is not correct!!!
Attempting to shoot a .357 magnum cartridge through a firearm chambered in .38 special is dangerous!
Officer: "I do not have confidence in my weapon's ability to neutralize a suspect."
Firearm Dealer: "Have you considered upgrading to a weapon chambered in .357 magnum?"
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A brand of condoms, designed for "extra large" sized dicks... however, most often purchased by men who are barely above average and could have saved themselves the extra five bucks... mostly with the intent that it will slide off inside the receiving hole, resulting in better sensation, pregnancy and herpes.
Drugstore Cashier: OMG! He's so cute AND he just bought Magnum XL condoms... he must be huge!
Condom user *internal dialog*: damn I hope this shit comes off when I'm hittin' that ass... cause I know I ain't gonna feel nothin' in that torn up pussy if it don't
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Magnum Tonic Wine is a fortified tonic wine that has found great acceptance in Jamaica and the Caribbean. A unique ready-to-drink offering that is bottled at 16.5% alc/vol, Magnum is made with Vigorton 2, which includes iron, minerals and vitamin B6.
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