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A woman who prefers to use her mouth to sexually pleasure her partners.
"Janet is a real mouth maid,
all she wants to do is give head and swallow!
The act of masturbating in a hotel/motel room with the door unlocked while the housekeeping staff makes their rounds, in hopes that a maid will walk in and find you mid-jerk with your boner in your hand. Can also be spelled maid baiting.
Every time I go on a business trip, I like to go maid bating with the hotel staff wherever I'm staying. It never fails to get a big reaction.
Person A: Who's porcelain maid?
Person B: A bisexual's wet dream
When James is performing oral copulation on any farm animal that is in or contained by a stable.
You should get a job as a stable maid.
A young lady excessively partial to receiving vaginal stimulation from the masculine instrument. A slut.
Guy 1- Damn, Sarah's had more than her fair share of cock!
Guy 2- Yeah dude, she's a bona fide Meat Maid.
A public servant whom daily, possibly hourly, serves the public with ridiculous citations for parking violations. meter-maids are most often seen traveling in small motor vehicles, committing numerous traffic violations themselves in the process of citing you for every dollar you don’t have.
"That bitch wrote me a ticket for $40!!!? Too close to the crosswalk!!!? WTF!!! I hate meter-maids!!!"
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A character played out on a couple Family Guy episodes that plays to the "racist view" of middle aged Hispanic females.
Seen answering the door to Superman's house talking in broken English with a general Hispanic accent. (Louis kills Stewie episode)
Joe Swanson: Have you seen this baby?
Hispanic Maid: No, no. Missa Supa-man no here?
Joe: We're just looking for this baby.
Hispanic Maid: No. I have no money.
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