When the Majestic Beard is moisturized by the vaginal fluids of a thousand virgin's
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A mystical and powerful half man, half crab monster that roams the American Midwest, searching for its prey. Looks like a young man with a pair of crab claws and sounds an awful lot like Dr. Zoidberg of the TV series, Futurama.
Human #1: Holy Tits! It's the Majestic Man-Crab!
MMC: Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!
Joe: Look what I made!
Bob: *goes into bathroom*
That is one majestic ass biscuit!
Something ugly that acts in a manor considered to be graceful or beautiful.
She then ascended like a majestic eagle sasquatch into the heavens.
Those annoying fucking comments on YouTube shorts or Tik Tok you see everywhere in which most of the time the skull (๐) emoji is added at the end of their stupid useless comment.
User 1: "Bro is so majestic that he can't be cancelled ๐"
User 2: "Shut the fuck up"
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The superlative for a fat, friendly cat.
A great pet to have around.
Majestic tubbudah-quiest is so fuzzy! I love my majestic tubbudah-quiest.
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Term used by some people to describe a manta ray. Also the flabby stuff around a vagina.
"Look at those majestic flap flaps in the water!"
"I played with her majestic flap flaps last night."
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