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Malachi is the best boyfriend you could ever have. He is loving, loyal ,overprotective and kind. Yes you may have your up and downs with him but he still loves you. You will fall deeply in love with Malachi as the days go. When he walks into a room you know it’s a party.
Malachi is the best
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The sweetest boy ever. He is kind of a mystery at first but when you get to know him you should never let him go. He has the most mesmerizing blue eyes that you could get lost in. His curly brown hair is usually flattened by his Gryffndor Beanie. His smile is the most precious thing you'll ever see and his laugh is like music. He is an epic geek and he's so cute when he talks about the things he loves. He is super sweet and a memelord. Don't ever let a Malachi go.
Person 1: did you here that she liked Malachi?
Person 2: I don't blame her.
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Malachi is the big dawg, everybody wants to lick his nuts but they’re too afraid to ask, he makes people drop their drinks when he walks in the room
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A measurement for a period of time equaling 3 weeks; usually but not always referring to a period of time with or without attending class.
I haven't been to class in a malachi.
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Malachi is a low down dirty ugly little dick ass bitch. He uses females to have sex and then he turns into a magician and disappears. He is a cheater, a liar, and a deceiver. Dont ever date a malachi
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A feral degenerate/feral creature that typically lives in sewage lines. The Malachi has generally not gone through the evolutionary process, and shares instinctual characteristics of Earth's first organisms. The Malachi has thin, spider-like arms, and bulbous eyes, protruding from it's sagging flesh.
"Dayne Francis, why are you dating that Malachi? That's bestiality!"
"I'm attempting to fulfill my ancient urges for the Malachi race."
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