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he is one of the most beautiful and caring people u will ever know and he is amazingly good in bed. hes also super sexy and athletic. he cares for u more than anyone will ever care for u and helps in your darkest hour if u ever date one dont ever stop.
malcolm is amazing in bed
malcolm helped me build my fence
i have never seen someone as beautiful as malcolm
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malcolm is what one might call an absolute legend. he is good looking, athletic, and has lots of friends. in short you would want to meet a malcolm. he is good at pretty much everything he tries. if you trigger a malcolm (be super annoying, or be steal his belongings) you have a 99.99999999999% chance of getting your arse kicked.
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malcolm is name given to voluptious men which give russians a quick happy time
some russian guy: he comrade look over there that guys quite a malcolm
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believing in malcolm from don't hug me i'm scared
Friend: So what's your religion?
Me: Malcolmism!
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A really good guy. Has lots of friends. Gets laid all the time. Gets in trouble at clubs once in a blue moon. Woman magnate. Eveybody loves this guy. Always at the popular scale. Has a GREAT LIFE.
You will be GLAD u met this guy!
Malcolm: Hey wasup?
Girl: Hey wana have a threesome with my girlfriend and play COD after with the guys.
Malcolm: Ok:D
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An amazing guy, nice, funny, so fucking attractive! All the girls love him, he is awesome, and just a plain out popular person.
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A person who always being an ass who whoop duy in a poker game! Who thinks he will win but then malcolm always come out with something higher
you malcolm
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