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Malia obviously loves Marcos the most (end of story). This is a common fact.
“Hey Malia I love you”
“ Marcos i love you the most”
“What no I do”
“Actually... it’s a common fact Malia loves Marcos the most.”
“Oh. Ok”
drop off a deuce---pinch a piping hot one. Dropping off the kids at the 'White House.'
Taking a dump.
I've got to drop off sasha and malia at the pool and then also take a mean piss.
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A white bitch addicted to nicotine and white boys
Malia hauoli-Johnson is a Neanderthal
Pushing guys away bc you’re afraid to catching feelings because guys actually suck ass.
“Don’t you dare pull a Malia/Linda on this dude, he’s actually good for you”
Malia is the coolest person ever, she will make u drool ( she will stick her finger in ur mouth and grab saliva) she usually knows how to attract a man ( she attacks them) and she is very talented ( jokes)
Girl 1: that person is so mouth drooling
Girl 2: that must be a malia tia
In the California prison system you get three days when you first arrive that you do not have to take part in the in the mandatory workout regiment that your race requires. These days are meant for you to recover from your drug use on the street.
Inmate X- Hey homie, you do your routina today?
New Booty- Not today perro, I just landed yesterday.
Inmate X- Orale, you're still on your Malias... Spensa
A less than smart Egyptian who happens to live in Kuwait. Sometimes referred to as a stalker, which is not wrong. Malia has the height of a chicken when dead on the floor and a brain the size of Nathan Grundy's lego bricks.
They are such a Malia Amr