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When you reach around your Asian gf at a date, but go too far...
Yeah man! I just pulled off the sickest manther maneuver
Method of shutting down trolls on a message board by turning the conversation to nail polish colors.
This troll is obnoxious; time to break out the pedicure maneuver. What color should I paint my nails tonight?
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To do something extremely Chad-like, (a Chad is a frat boy that thinks he’s epic) generally upsets the entire population except other Chads.
Guy: what the fuck? Why did you fuck my girl? That was a chad maneuver bro.
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1. This maneuver is the act of a person who leaves the computer, especially during a serious situation or where that person may be needed, without announcement of 'brb' or any warning that he or she is departing for a lengthy period of time.
2. An engrossing conversation is transpiring and the person is engaged in the debate but then after minutes pass by and people are waiting on his response, there's no signs of life and methods show the person has been away from the keyboard for some time or doing something else while others wait. Several minutes to hours later, the person who has performed the Emmerich Maneuver will often type in 'back' as if to say he had declared all along he was gone.
Verb: Emmerich, Emmeriching
Noun: Emmerich Maneuver, Emmeriching
Past Tense: Emmeriched
Antonym: Actually using 'afk', 'brb', 'bbiaf'
<Sephiroth> Did Hal pull an emmerich maneuver again?
<Larxene> I think he emmeriched about 3 hours ago
"I think hal is about to emmerich."
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An effective maneuver for when you have an extreme amount of intestinal gas causing pain or pressure. Usually this occurs after a first date, or an important event where you cannot be flatulent for an extended period of time.
To perform the maneuver, simply undress your lower half, sit on a toilet, and begin to slowly rock your body from side to side, bending over as far as you can, and holding for a moment at each side. Since your intestines are somewhat of a winding, circular structural path, this effectively helps the gas bubbles find their way out. Similar to the concept of how the Epley Maneuver treats Vertigo in the inner ear.
In 60 seconds of performing the Herbst Maneuver, the pain has subsided, I have lost two pant sizes, and can return class in time for the exam.
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Any action that is typical of a man.
Like a boyfriend telling his girlfriend that she is fat, hoping this will motivate her her exersice and eat right. We all know this will drive them to 1 of 3 things, often times all.
1. hysterics
2. binge eating
3. strange cock
Frank: Steves girlfriend broke up with him, he went to the nude and spent $2,000, then, went to the bar and tooled an ugly chick.
Rizzo: Christ, what a friggin' man maneuver.
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The Moron Maneuver; an act where someone who believes they have something to prove - usually an adolescent male - performs a moronic and reckless act infront of their peers. During this maneuver the person manages to look like a dickhead and severely injure themselves at the same time. This act is usually preceded by the thoughtless and dangerous words; "You wanna bet?"
Example 1.
Guy 1: "Oi bro, reckon I can jump from this balcony to that one?"
Guy 2: "No way, you'll totally fuck it up!"
Guy 1: "You wanna bet?"
Example 2.
Guy 1: "Dude did you see Niko fuck up that jump?"
Guy 2: "No, what did he do?"
Guy 1: "It was a total Moron Maneuver, he jumped one trolley, then tried to jump two put together."
Niko: "Guys I think I fucked my wrist up."