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A Spraying Mantis is what occurs when you are about to blow your load into your girl's mouth and you pull out and spray it all over her face instead, striking a mantis-like pose right as you jizz. *On a sidenote, make sure she doesn't bite the head off your dick afterward, females have been known to do that*
"So she said she would only give you a BJ? I hope you punished that bitch with a Spraying Mantis!"
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A mantis type shrimp that lives in the ocean. It is a very creepy animal that you never want to tangle with.
There are two different types of mantis shrimp. One has a a hammer like claw, while the other has sharp claws that dig into your leg muscles. They are known to smash aquariums with their elbows.
BAM! I just got stabbed by a mantis shrimp. Now I'm dead.
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He knows whether you have been playing Castlevania!
I see that you have played Castlevania. --Psycho Mantis
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A comic industry and production studio made by Sean Cook. It started around 2002 with the lineup consisting of,
Sean Cook: Animation
Oscar Bole: Story
Kadir Halil-Shah: Art Supervisor
Ed Sparrow: Story Supervisor
Since then the lineup has changed to 2 people and is sometimes referred to by more serious enthusiasts as MantisJD comics since it teamed up with JD comics. The lineup is
Sean Cook: Story
Rory Donaldson: Art
Rory Donaldson is the creator of JD comics.
Mantis has produced various graphic novels ranging from heavy violence to comedy. Some of these are:
Carnage Comix
Dark Path
Funny Dude, Weird Dude, and Dasder (he appears in the later comics)
Haduri
Over the rain
Stick Mafia
Also recently mantis comics have turned themselves towards animations
go to www.mantis-comics.com for more info
mantis comics inc.
The act of creating a fictional girlfriend due to lack of adequate social skills.
Bill: Hey, is Gerald coming with us this weekend.
Joe: No, he's hanging with his "girlfriend" online.
Bill: Dude, he's so Manti-social.
these girls from hollow knight YOU fight them to see whos stronger. this boss is sooooooooooooooo easy i beat it with my eyes closed. if your stuggling just git good. sick music in fight
mantis lords fights you
the act of throwing a mantis at your lover as you are about to ejaculate.
n/a flying mantis