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Maria

My mom

Mom, why can't I call you maria?

by 6ix9ineisinjail March 25, 2019

14πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Maria

A person who makes your life worth living and makes you the happiest you’ve ever been and you fall in love the moment you see her, the cutest girl in the world. And she is amazing

That must be a Maria cause she’s lookin fine

by Bubbly6969 April 6, 2019

14πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Maria

Maria, an incredible girl with the sweetest cheeks, most beautiful brown eyes, and the most enchanting smile you'll ever see. She's kind, loving, hilarious, and will put a smile on anyone's face. Her talent's include being amazing at cuddling, hugging, and telling stories so funny that she'll snort. She's a fashionista with a heart of gold. Her body resembles a goddess with an incredible fat ass that will catch anybody's glance and huge breasts that are nearly as hypnotic as her magnificent eyes. Maria knows she's hot and loves to show off her divine looks with tight clothing. She's as fine as fine China and she deserves the best which I wish I could give her.

Guy: Damn I need a Maria in my life
Maria: *Walks in literally anywhere
Guy: Fuck I'm in love

by TheMongol290 November 20, 2019

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Maria

The definition of perfection

- I have a perfect girlfriend

-Is her name Maria?

by The_truth_brought_to_you_by December 15, 2020


Maria

Maria is the most beautiful, gorgeous, charming person I know.

She can go from cute to hot in a matter of seconds.

She is smart, spontaneous and honest and always tries to understand the other person's point of view.
Her sense of humour is nerdy and intelligent, it'll make you laugh for five minutes straight.
If you are dating a Maria, remember to always tell her these things, she tends to forget how crazily in love you are with her.

Oh, I'm so happy to have a Maria in my life!

by juventudezonica May 14, 2020


Maria

She is a lovely girl. She will love u if u were true to her. She is the loyal person u would meet if u don’t hurt her. She will be overprotective and would get jealous because she loves u

Boy 1- you will never find ans love a girl like Maria

Boy 2- I wish I had a girl like Marian

by Julith January 25, 2018

13πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Maria

A cult leader who created the official religion of Mariaism.

With a simp army of over 200 members, Maria is the most powerful honors student ever.

by MuhsinunCool May 1, 2020

23πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž