the coolest gangster in the world
wow i wish i was like Marlin De May
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When a man deposites a pearly white steamer into the eye of an unsuspecting skank and she covers her eye and is fish hooked simultaneously
After a night of serious drinking and rock bottom trivia... GiGi walked in on Ben giving Margo a one eyed marlin.
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This act involves at least two men and one woman. Sex must take place on the first floor in front of a window. Man one must switch off with man two during sex. Man one dresses quickly, goes outside, walks in front of the window. When the girl sees man one, man two spits on her back and pulls out. When she turns around man two busts in her face, and throws pubes in her face. Man two than sticks a finger in his ass, inserts in in her mouth, and sticks two fingers in her vagina and one in her ass. He than lifts her up and screams "I've hooked the Marlin!" Man one reenters in time to take a picture, and they all live happily ever after.
"I know bob and mark care because they gave me a double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin."
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The Man who has the biggest trunk also known as ( penis ) And know as the sexy
Wow the great marline did a good job
When a white male is romantically involved with a black female.
Hey bro, can you believe Sam is s mud-marlin!?
What!? No way, I thought he was into snow bunnies!?y
The marlinator, a tool of cyber destruction.
Dat 11 day boot by the marlinator was fun.
when you get rejected one too many times ๐
How you feelin'?
I'm feelin like a marlin