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marriage

A failing institution people believe will seal their love for each other, or help cut their taxes.

First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes debt, arguing, divorce.

by definingmyworld September 23, 2008

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Marriage

The last legal form of slavery.....

Marriage.....just say no.

by westwoman January 19, 2009

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Marriage

A sometimes necessary bond between two people who need each other in some way.

My marriage with Morgan is going well.

by Ereck Flowers July 17, 2016

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Marriage

See Stockholm Syndrome.

My now wife suckered me into marriage, now if I try to leave she gets half of my shit.

by Pay me more. December 13, 2022


marriage

A religious civil union of two persons;
A legal union for the protection of children
In most European countries, no religious ceremony is recognized by the state. (True separation of church and state.) Therefore, all church weddings occur only after a state ceremony.
In the Netherlands, even gays may marry by the state even though the church doesn't recognize it.

After a couple's marriage, all children born are considered to have automatic declaration of paternity.

by anne treasure, St. Croix, VI September 7, 2007

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marriage

Only one goal of a love which destroys love forever.

I'm about to find the goal and about to destroy it.

by Damat July 9, 2005

72๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


Marriage

A binding contract between a man and a woman to remain faithful to each other until death,usually taken in front of family,friends,etc but is still binding in front of a judge or pastor.

To have a succesful marriage,take "divorce " out of you vocabulary.

When jenny and sebastian got married they eant "this marriage will last until we die"

by Knight_of_7 September 29, 2010

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