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noun: a puffy vest, usually made of down, as worn by Marty McFly in Back to the Future.
It is a little bit chilly today. I better wear my marty mcfly.
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Best versatile guitarist around. He can play anything.
Marty has played Pop to Metal and is a great instrumentalist. Just listen to the album "True Obsessions".
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One of the greatest guitarists of all time, joined Megadeth(=God) from 1990 to 1999 and recorded some of the most amazing shit ever heard by human ears. His solos are out of his world, he could fucking rape any piece of shit that he comes up against, his Jackson Kelly guitars are the greatest thing to happen to music in a long time, and he could kick the fuck out of any half ass idiot like John Frusciante (red hot chili dickheads can sniff my fucking chode) or any other dildo like that just by looking at him. Also has the sweetest fucking hair ever seen, now lives in japan where he produces pop music and rapes the shit out of little asian whores.
Cool dood 1: I heard Marty Freidman killed god yesterday by playing "Hanger 18" so loud it blew his brains out of his ass.
Cool dood 2: Yea he tends to do things like that alot. Megadeth rules.
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To get pwned by a teacher before a large group of people. Usually results in humiliation and embarrassment but others find it funny.
Student 1: Oooh Jake just got Marty B'ed!
Student 2: I know! It was hiliarious. He now has detention and has to copy the dictionary! :D
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A love exercise created by Martha Halftrack. Done by hugging someone then letting go and hugging them again. The constant hug and release motion is also a chest exercise. It is called a Marty Melt because when Marty hugs you, you melt into her. She uses this on her husband, Amos, and her favorite grandson, Bryant Hollifield.
Amos: Oh no, the guys at the party we're talking bad smack about me. I'm gonna get them. After all, I am a B.G., commander of Camp Swampy.
Marty: Whoah, dear. Easy there. I got an exercise that will have you loving them again. Its a Marty Melt. Come here and hug me, but then let go. And when you hug me, I mean SQUEEZE!
Amos: Sure, but how would squeezing on you get the guys to love me? You don't hug them.
Marty: (laughs) Well, its one way I show you love. Come on, Amos, we've been married 53 years. I've loved since the day I met you. (she hugs him hard)
Amos: (returns the hug) Whoah! That's a power hug right there. This is one sweet exercise! Maybe I should tell the other guys.
Bryant: Hey, are you two up to something sweet? Are you getting mushy on him? Let me at it!
Marty: Here, dear. Its your turn. You haven't tried the Marty Melt yet. Now, give Grandma Marty a big hug and don't let go until I say.
Bryant: (hugs Marty) Wow! That's a real burner. My chest is stinging.
Marty: Well, that's a Marty Melt. It really massages your heart. You go all gooey when you get one of these. I love it!
Bryant: Sweet and awesome! I'm gonna have to show Gunny Granny, she'd love it! The Marty Melt is hot!
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Owner of a "hebrewtal" company.
"Hey man, that Marty bachman is a jew."
"Yea, he really is hebrewtal!"
The male version of a Mary Sue. Usually super strong and muscular, extremely attractive, everyone likes him except for the evil bad guys who only ever focus on Marty Stu instead of themselves, is all about action and being a hero, is perfect in every way, you get the point.
I tried to enjoy the book that my aunt gave to me as a gift, but alas, the protagonist was too much of a Marty Stu for my taste.