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To the moron who wrote the first definiton... DC ISN"T IN MARYLAND!!!! Take first grade geography before you post about something you are completely ignorant of.
Maryland is about crabs, beer, and football in that order. Enough said...
JERSEY boy: "Hey MD sucks!"
Maryland boy: Kicks JERSEY Boy in the nuts and says, "Nice Blowout faggot, go back to your garbage state and stop coming to our schools."
NY Boy: "Hey leave him alone."
Maryland Boy: Kicks NY Boy in his nuts and says, "That goes for you too!"
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Usually a girl - not to be confused with the Mid-Atlantic state, Maryland. Commonly mispronounced as "Mary-lawn-day", people with this name will become frustrated with always having to correct you and have parents that think they are "trendy" or "hip". If you have this name you may become friends with people with awkward names such as La-a (La-dash-a) and Lawasha/Ladrya. Marylande's will usually shorten their name to Mary or use a childhood nickname for simplicity.
Teacher: "Devin?"
Classmate: "Here."
Teacher: "Sarah?"
Classmate: "Here!"
Teacher: "Mary... lawnday...?"
Marylande: "Actually it's just Mare-uh-lend, the e is silent. You can just call me Mary."
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ok, i was reading these definitions and i came to the conclusion that i have never heard anyone in my life say P-Town what a loser (Bamma 4 life). That was definitley not cool.
1. Everyone needs to stop referring to Maryland as "ghetto". Most people in Maryland are from Middle-Class America. Whether it be from lower or upper its still Middle.
2. Maryland is not just Annapolis or any other cracker-county or city you can think of. Where you eat crabs and sail on yatchs and love the Navy.
3. Maryland is divided up into 3 parts. DC Metro (PG,Montgomery,Northern Virginia also and maybe Fredrick county), Baltimore (Anne Arundel,Charles,Howard, Calvert,) and anything else that nobody wants to claim.
4. Even though Prince Georges county might be "ghetto" there is alot of contrast even in that county. You have the extremely rich and you have the 9th Ward (DC's Annex). P.G County is the richest black county in the Nation. Look it up.
5. Marylanders do not have accents. We just cant pronnounce the letter "R". Its Murrland. Drop that "Y" also thats how we can tell your from the north.
Maryland is one of the better states that was adopted into the union.
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The state that has everything. Baltimore is real ghetto. The east is the southern part. The west is all mountainy and nice looking. There are suburbs, cities, and country. A kickass state in general, except for the sports. Orioles suck, and everyone wishes they didn't have to use DC as their teams for other sports. The only good team is the Ravens. Takoma Park is another ghetto near DC. DC has a screwed up economy because there are a lot of people living in it but nothing but government buildings. You can't find a good restaraunt or club or anything outside of Georgetown. Virginia is a really gay state though, its a downgraded version of Maryland's east coast, only not southern, just messed up. All the fine girls are in the cities of MD though. West Virginia is basically just a big piece of earth with people on it. The main point is to be better than Virginia, which it is.
Maryland is obsessed with sports, but has no sports teams. Not north or south. Just Maryland. Not suburbs or cities, both.
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A multi-faceted person. A person to whom extreme opposites apply - rich & poor, smart & dumb at the same time. Based on the State of Maryland's diverse population. See Maryland Pronounced "Mary lander".
Kathy is a real marylander, a brain in math & science but cannot spell "dog" without a dictionary.
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A state where people say it can be kind of hard to understand us because of the accent. We don't usually pronounce d's in words unless its at the beginning or if we try to. We usually pronounce Maryland "murlin" or "marlin", thats our only difference in speaking so we don't have an accent really.
Maryland has Howard County which is pretty rich and we have Baltimore. And Baltimore isn't ALL ghetto, only the projects is. We have D.C. and I don't know if its ghetto because I don't live there. D.C. is like New York only boring as hell, yeah the fucking white house is there, who cares?! Not me! It's just a fucking building!
Anyway Maryland also has P.G. County which is rough, and very conveniently a catholic high school is voted there. My brother who went there saw a kid get stuck up for his northface and he ran away.
Also we have the greatest 2 towns for living here. Ellicott City (where I live) is the second. AND IT SUCKS ASS! I DON'T EVEN GET HOW ITS UP THERE! Ellicott City is a boring place next to a town with a mall, it also has a high asian population so people don't always get a lot of candy on halloween. The only things to do in Ellicott city is get driven to the mall to hang out with people or go to peoples houses.
Columbia (where I used to live) is the first, it is a pretty kickass place and its next to Ellicott, the population is very diverse and there's a mall and woods near every house so there is always something to do there.
Howard County is the only cool part of Maryland
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1. The action of committing to a social gathering (dinner/drinks, cookout, movie, theatre, etc) with plenty of time to spare, only to cancel at the last minute.
2. A slightly ruder version of #1, although the person will simply pull a no show, and will not be reachable via phone or text when the event is taking place.
3. A more extreme version of #1 & #2, a Marylander will additionally reconfirm once or twice throughout the week and will show enthusiasm for the event, promise not to pull a "Marylander" again, yet still will
noun.
1. A person who, after moving to Maryland, loses the ability to follow through with social events and repeatedly pulls a Marylander.
ex1. John and Sue planned a nice gathering for Saturday. Nelson agreed to come on Monday, confirmed Thursday, and then pulled a Marylander on Saturday.
ex2. 'Example: Joe: "How was the cookout, did Nelson come?" Lorrie: "Nahh, that douchebag Marylander pulled a Marylander again. We need to move out of this state. "
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