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A Hole in a pair of pants or shorts that is located in the crotch reigon. This can be applied to both males and females, but mostly found in lazy males.
"Dude, that's sick, you have a freakin' masterbation port in your pants, Stitch it up already!"
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When you masterbate the opposite rhythm
Wow you try reverse masterbate
Your inspiration for masterbating. Your go to porn or person you jack off to.
Person #1: My girlfriend is my masterbation muse, she gets me through it.
Person #2: My masterbation muse is Miss June
When you are masturbating to porn that you wouldn't normally find arousing.
Dude 1: Ew man why is their foot fetish videos in your search history?
Dude 2: I don't know man it must have been my masterbation goggles.
A person who you text about masterbating while masterbating while they masterbate too.
Jon is my masterbation buddy. He texts me when he masterbates so that i will materbate too.
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Another name for 'Marinus' in dutch, it means Master Beer, but in dutch it means 'Masturbate' (not Master Bait)
Masturbeerde je nu alweer?
(Did you masturbate again?)
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v. The act where one masterbates through speech, taking great personal pleasure by listening to one's self drone on endlessly.
I can't stand listening to that geek's verbal masterbation; will someone please stuff a log in the fucker's mouth!
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