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The subject which, if manifested in human form would; Have very large, seething boiles dotted over its face, lack social graces, be teased and mocked and have its lunch money stolen by the far superior English.
*Scene from the wealthy Webster Academy for Essential Knowledge*
English: 'Hey Math, who you got over there with ya?'
*Math looks over shouder and sees no-one*
Math: 'I have well ... *blushes* the square root of no-one over here'
*English is being caressed by the female subjects and he laughs inwardly*
English: 'You should ask the square root of no one to the social '
*Laughs again*
Maths: 'No, my surd symbol said I have to be subtracted from school and added to my room before 1900 hours, which in 12 hour time would equate to 7pm'
English: 'You despicable subject, you don't deserve a classroom!'
*English strolls off, content with his win. He laughs, and then says three synonyms of the word synonym just to impress the girls that are now hanging off his first and last consanants*
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The worst stuff MAN KIND HAS INVENTED!!!!!!!!!!
Nerd: I got an A+ on my math test
Me: I got a D+ but I wont use this math in my
grown up life so I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!!!
Next Day.......
Me: I guessed my math homework answers because I
wanted to go outside.
Nerd: oooooo, You're going to get benched.
Me: I don't give a dead bird's last shit!
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Math, the wretched spawn of satan himself.
Consisting of useless crap you'll never need to know,except for adding,subtracting,multiplication and divison, the rest is there just to stress you out.
But is still needed to get a good job.
"Ok what's the size of the angle X ?"
"Who gives a fuck."
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How people outside of the U.S. refer to mathematics.
Crikey! I bloody hate maths, mate!
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A horrible, horrible, HORRIBLE confusing subject with a lot of numbers and confusing symbols, and with questions that make no sense!
Something that does nothing for us in life but confuse us and make us depressed, frustrated and unhappy.
Math = Total Hell
Math = NOT NICE
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