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A man who gets no bitches (real), can't rhyme orange with banana, and blocks everyone he knows due to his addiction to drugs
Matias go get some bitches
A Matias is a person who seems like his name is Matias. Matias's can range from cool dudes to tryhards to rly fckin weird. But more often than not, a Matias is gröding harder thought possible
*Matias try harding at ping pong*
"Wowww, Matias you're such a fuckin matias fr tho"
Hes a fat midget that has his own name spelled wrong because no is called mathias without an H thats just wrong.
Matias like "being" home alone with his 2 little sisters and thats a lovely thought at first sight, but it really ain't because he molests them nearly every day, and hes somehow not in prison rn god knows why.
That dude with a 5 meter long dick, who makes every girl wet af. Talented at everything he tries.
Girl 1: Omg, who's that?
Girl 2: Wow, that's Matias.. remember the name
Very intelligent guy (cap), many girls like him, though he chooses to ignore it due to his lack of rizz. Has a good career and leads a very balanced life. Typically, a Matias will also not live with his dad, resulting in a very schizophrenic young man. Obsessed with goth girls.
Matias is a very skinny guy, he can't even bench 275lbs / 125kg unlike his very short but beautiful italian friend.