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When you blow in someone's asshole after they fresh out of the shower or bath.
"Hey babe, im going to go take a shower and I want you ready to give me a wet Matilda."
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A Matilda cave or Tilly cave as known by those that visit DSM is a brightly yellow coloured dandelion that though beautiful, can cause severe colic if ingested by horses called will or horses in general.
Don't eat that Matilda cave bro!
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A swedish celebirty that is mostly know for being the most perfect girl ever!
- Who should be president?
- Matilda Blixt of course!
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A phrase used to describe having sexual relations with a homeless person or "hobo." The phrase originated from an Australian Folk Song of the same name, which tells the story of a lonely "swagman" (a man who travels the country on foot looking for work) who carries all his belongings in a "Matilda" (a particular term for a bag). He sings affectionately to his Matilda because it is the only company he has.
Man, you were trashed last night. You committed a Waltzing Matilda.
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a surprise of disbelief . Or fuckery
Well shit the bed Matilda did you see that guy stealing that tv!
best mod, better than zoro. she has so many friends and just prestiged so now she is poor 😔 you should be her friend. i-- I MEAN SHE-- doesn't like toxic people but she's friends with everyone
random peasant: oh hi matilda
matilda from tdk: who are you
peasant: idk i just joined
matilda from tdk: welcome peasant i hope you stay