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Matteo and Kia

Best couple ever.

P1: Hey look that couple are just like Matteo and Kia, it’s uncanny!
P2: I know they’re the so cute.

by supersillysausage July 19, 2024


Matteo Roberts

sexy young man

'God I wanna fuck Matteo Roberts'

by himmy chalamet February 20, 2024


Matteo

A person who is a poes

" look there is a Matteo" meaning, look there is a poes

by L###poes February 25, 2025


Matteo

A poes

Matteo is a poes

by L###poes February 25, 2025


Matteo

The kind of friend your mother would approve of. Matteo is smart, funny, always interested in what you have to say, and is all-round a great person. There is nothing you can hate about a Matteo. He is also really hot, which is a good bonus.

Kid: "Hey Mom, can Matteo come over?"
Mom: "Absolutely! You know how much I love Matteo"

by montreal55 August 25, 2022


Matteo

Absolute unit.

I love Matteo

by adfcsdfc March 15, 2023


Matteo

Matteo is a bocchinaro.
Matteo if ur reading this, suck my dick.

Raga Matteo (tassi) è proprio un bukkino’
‘Si fra concordo’

by t0more November 21, 2021