An apartment or house that has been tricked out like on "CRIBS".
Art: "Dude, you were over at Gilly's place last night, is it really the Maxi-pad he says it is?"
Evan: "Dude, it's whack! He could play baseball in his bathroom and has a hot tub big enough for 10 people plus one!"
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An absolutely annoying female with hints of male features. Commonly has fake breasts and always has to be the center of attention
Have you met her?she is such a maxi mounds.
<insert name> is a maxi mounds
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Noun: An assortment of month-old used Maxi pads, baked for 15 minutes at 450 degrees and served with a fresh sals of uteral lining. Traditionally served with a queef burrito. Can also be used as an insult (in lieu of douchenozzle).
Maxi-Nachos Example 1:
Me: Dude, I'm hungry.
Jack: Yeah let's get some fuckin' Maxi-Nachos.
Me: And Queef Burritos?
Jack: Where's your sister?
Maxi-Nachos Example 2:
Me: Son of a bitch. There is Jimmy again.
Jack: What a fucking Queef Burrito.
Me: Yeah, he's a big ole pile of Maxi-Nachos.
Jack: Yeah.
Me: Yeah. You wanna get lunch?
Jack: Where's your sister?
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The best super glue on the planet, a life saver, and when it is combine with insta-cure it is like magic, instantaneous joints that is unbreakable
Life saver to elmer
The lifesaver to architecture student at cal poly pomona
superglue, instantly cure on contact within seconds
i totally maxi-cure my hand today
Lets go to Carpe Diem and get some maxi-cure
so one jacked my Maxi-cure
Maxi-cure is a must in architecture
Maxi-cure one thing you will find at every architecture students desk
Who doesnt love maxi-cure
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A garment women will wear when they are too lazy to dress nice or shave their legs. Sometimes referred to a "Ross dress" because they are usually cheap. Some women will wear them to bed after wearing them all day because they can double as a moo moo. To make the maxi dress outfit complete, a pair of foam wedges must be worn too.
Kelsey was too lazy to get dressed, so she wore a maxi dress to dinner.
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noun: A term coined by actor Judd Nelson from the 1985 movie "The Breakfast Club" describing the overacheiving and geeky character of Brian (a.k.a. the Brain, played by actor Anthony Michael Hall).
"Face it, you're a Neo-Maxi Zoomdweebie. What would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen?"
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The absorbant pad at the bottom of a supermarket meat package.
My friends and I were cooking sausage, but I forgot to remove the butcher's maxi pad