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A very gorgeous man, who makes very gorgeous music, but has a very raunchy sense of humor, that isn't really that humorous. John Mayer also likes women with large breasts.
Gorgeous man: Google Image search (John Mayer)
Gorgeous music: Listen to his latest, "Continuum"
Raunchy Humor: “I’m not worried about how small my penis is – I’m worried about how dark it is. I have a Dominican penis. My penis hit six home runs last year; my penis wears shoes without socks.”
Large breasted women(that he's either dated, or has been linked to) Jennifer Love Hewitt, Heidi Klum, Jessica Simpson
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The woman that thinks she's a man, She created the group called SeaCross and she is the Grand Daughter of Leto and Daughter of Artemis.
Georgia Mayer is cool.
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a fat, saggy pussy that looks like roast beef and smells like bologna. tastes great on bread.
Ayo! Dat chik, Rachel, had some rank vagine. I'm talkin Oscar Mayer Pussy shit!
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attracting and using people for sex or to push your face into the spotlight, essentially using someone for your own gain
Getting a woman (or man) to have sex with you and then tossing them to the curb when you've had your fill of them. Like John Mayer most recently did with Taylor Swift, Jessica Simpson, and other major A celebs.
most commonly seen in men/women who are "players" or "rolling stones"
The guy who tells a girl she is beautiful and EVERYTHING else she wants to hear in order to bed her, then splitting up with her immediately after or shortly after which is a major asshole personality flaw known as the John Mayer Complex
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A serious affliction that seems to affect celebrities only. When a formerly paparazzi-friendly celebrity stops talking to the cameras after entering a serious relationship. Named after John Mayer, who was glacial towards paparazzi during his relationship with Jennifer Aniston. Originally coined by Harvey Levin of TMZ.
After British lothario Russell Brand said he was "in love" with Katy Perry, he stopped talking to paparazzi. She gave him John Mayer Syndrome.
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When two women have had the same weenie in them they become "Oscar Mayer Sisters."
Ariel's boyfriend broke up with her due to how many Oscar Mayer sisters she has.
To once having pretty good alternative music, but for no apparent reason just start making slow acoustic crap that no one likes. Includes making generic music videos of just sitting on a stool playing a guitar, and walking around a bit, with no destination in mind.
"Well one likes the music I'm playing, I'm Goin' John Mayer! People will have to like my music then!"
"Yea I doubt that."
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