Human mammals with opposable thumbs with white skin tone. Yep, white people. Especially those that believe they are superior due to the color of their skin.
Look at those alt-right, mayonnaise monkeys, trying to pretend they're superior!
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You just ate a whole bowl of baby mayonnaise.
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a gal who's been around eventually developing a cavernous and sperm lubed vagina from the multitudes of men she's slept with. A loose trick.
Did you hear her Nuva Ring slid right out when she was balling that nameless guy off the street? What a mayonnaise jar!
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Those who partake in the mayonnaise arts aka white people.
Also shortened to mayo american
These mayonnaise Americans need to understand salt isn't a seasoning. ~ cypressbill~ (a mayo-american)
Used to describe very large areolas on a woman's breast.
Dude, check out the mayonnaise caps on that stripper.
Jizzing into a tornado while standing safely in the eye.
Baxter found himself trapped in the eye of a tornado. With time running out and no other options, he decided to transform the regular tornado into a Mayonnaise Tornado by ejaculating into it. He forever changed the way that people look at tornadoes. Especially horny dudes.
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A mixture of semen and fecal matter.
After a few doses of cuban mayonnaise, she decided to reevaluate the order of sexual operations.
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