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McConnell

n. A person who demonstrates the absolute worst of humanity; a hypocrite: one who is soulless: a person full of greed; a person who cares only for themselves. May also be used in verb or adjective form.

Dude, don’t be a McConnell.
No McConnell goes to heaven.
Dude, don’t McConnell that decision.
Man, that guy’s greed is the most McConnelly thing ever!

by Fergerspergerberg September 19, 2020


A Harry McConnell

When you make plans and then bail last moment

Yes Michael, I will be your best man. Thank you mate. I hope you don’t do a Harry McConnell on me!

by SdjrHarry February 4, 2022


Nina Mae McConnell

An Iconic Girl boss with a double bed so she has extra room for Danny DeVito. Sleeps with spider pillow and Dylan O'Brian Blanket. Gates Keeps everything but we love her anyway for some reason. Is Also Jesus.

OMG IS THAT NINA MAE MCCONNELL I NEED AN AUTOGRAGH SHES AN ICON.

by TikkiStyles July 30, 2021


To mcconnell

to mcconnell means to lie, obstruct, and destroy.

The woman wanted to mcconnell in court, but decided not to perjure herself.
The kids mcconnelled the new flowers in the backyard.
I mcconnelled to my sister when she asked me if I liked what she made.

by AngryGirl2 October 16, 2020


raegan mcconnell

she is know as a gay nigga bitch that’s dating someone who likes james charles and jeffrey star

raegan mcconnell has bofa these nuts in her mouth ( she is know as a gay nigga bitch that’s dating someone who likes james charles and jeffrey star)

by niggabofa January 2, 2020


McConnelling

When you’re on a video conference call or in-person meeting and you intentionally freeze up in order to avoid the question.

Did you see Greg completely freeze up when the boss asked if he’d filed his expense reports?

Yeah man he was totally McConnelling to get out of it.

by rbrif August 31, 2023


McConnelling

The pensive, falsely shy, tip of a shit that pokes out briefly before it is finally expelled, after much effort and pain, is prodigious, both in girth and length, thundering in its report and rancid in its aroma.

McConnelled is the past-tense of McConnelling.

See turtling for the less offensive state of pre-defecation.

Biff: Oh my god. I thought I was turtling in the car but it turned out I was McConnelling.
Pete: Damn Biff! You should have said something. I would have stopped. My mom would have lost her shit if you had McConnelled on her leather seats.

by dgRonbo April 13, 2021