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Daddy, she is big beautiful daddy
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Big dicked Asian daddy
Mckenzy :"PEACHES"
Me: "yes daddy"
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Mckenzie's are always gorgeous. Usually with dark hair, blue eyes and a huge tits. She's chill as fuck and everybody wants to be her best friend. Mckenzie's have skinny waists and a huge ass. She's funny as hell and will do anything in her power to make you smile. Mckenzie's are always down to have fun. She's crazy as fuck.
Mckenzie's are totally boss. Great singers and dance like the girls from the music videos. Guys are lucky to have a Mckenzie.
Guy 1: Holy shit! Who's that sexy girl over there? I want her!
Guy 2: Bro, that's Mckenzie.
Girl 1: Look at her! She's soooo pretty. I wanna be her best friend!
Girl 2: That's Mckenzie!
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A McKenzie is a girl who struggles a lot in life. She lies about her home life being perfect. She is usually bullied most of her life. She trys to beat depression. But she likes a lot of people and trys to be positive. She has a lot in common with many people. She is usually skinny. She has most times blue eyes dark brown hair. She love to flirt with people she sees every day even when she has a boyfriend. She is a funny person. Trys to stop bullying. Loves to be in the spotlight. And she is really cite but does not think she is.
Girl 1:I feel bad for McKenzie she looks depressed.
Girl 2:she is nailing that look though.
Girl 3:you go girl.
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Boy 1:ew.
Boy 2:what.
Boy 1:McKenzie is here.
Boy 2: so what.
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Mckenzie's love putting on lip gloss and nail polish.She is the most unfunny jokes,she is decent and but very smart.All I can say it will be very hard to be friends with her.But mckenzies are very good people,if you find a mckenzie dont let them go.
A hot, sexy, blonde, BEAST at volleyball and outgoing. Anyone who has a McKenzie is lucky.
Guy 1: Hey whose that hot volleyball player?
Guy 2: Oh! That's McKenzie!!
Guy 2: WOW I wish i was with her.
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To McKenzie is to ejaculate a distance previously unheard of at an unexpected moment. Mckenzieing is in actual fact a world record ejaculation which can only be described as a Mckenzie if the record is beaten. If it comes close it may be referred to as a 'near-Mckenzie'
Everyone: What a moment i hope no-one gets carried away
Me: Too late i just McKenzied all over the joint
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