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When two people who don't have an STD have a threesome with a person who does have an STD; the infected participant is the patty and the two non-infected participants are the buns in said Saucy McMuffin.
Paul: "You do know that she has chlamydia right?"
Will: "Well shit, looks like Steve and I were the buns in a Saucy McMuffin."
Paul: "Yeah, you two were super drunk last night. You should probably get tested. There's a clinic over on Hillside."
Will: "You're right, it's probably for the best. I'll text Steve too."
Two heated mug warmers, one slathered in Vaseline, pressed around a penis and rubbed vigorously in a back-and-forth motion.
Why would anyone buy a mug warmer?
Because they already own one mug warmer, covered it in Vaseline, and want to make a Dick McMuffin!
Someone who does not show up when they say they are going to
Corey Mcmuffin didn't show up again to help. We've been Mcmuffined!
When a pretty female associates with many men and tends to have lost of guys in her vagina
Hey there goes that thot McMuffin, why can’t she just be with me
damn po-lice......he didn't do McMuffin
let my son go, he didn't do McMuffin
An Egg McMustache (a term built around the Egg McMuffin) is a fun thing to order at McDonald's to go with a two-piece Chicken McNutsack which is a term built around the famous Chicken McNuggets.
"These people didn't hear my order correctly. I ordered an Egg McMustache and they gave me an Egg McMuffin instead. They told me that eggs don't even have mustaches. No, but mustaches have eggs. Where do you think baby mustaches come from? I want a refund!"