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The Greatest McMuffin Alive. Has The Cheese Wrap. Football Guru.
It's The Mighty Christ McMuffin
When you nut in a bitch right after eating a McMuffin
It was a McMuffin Nut
When you slap your dick until it is beat red and then proceed to stick it in her ass and nut
Bro I Scrooge Mcmuffined my girl at McDonald's
When you and your bro are Eiffel Towering a girl, then switch places after you nut, and proceed to eat the others crème pie ;)
Hey Carl I Have a girl that’s down to make some Frosted Apple McMuffins in her pum pum
A sex position where surstromming is smeared in between one persons butt checks and the other person proceeds to eat it out of their ass.
Sean: 'What am I gonna do with all this surstromming, it's about to go off.'
Jake: 'Why don't we do a Swedish McMuffin?'
Sean: 'Ooooh yeah, Let's go.'
Two heated mug warmers, one slathered in Vaseline, pressed around a penis and rubbed vigorously in a back-and-forth motion.
Why would anyone buy a mug warmer?
Because they already own one mug warmer, covered it in Vaseline, and want to make a Dick McMuffin!
Someone who does not show up when they say they are going to
Corey Mcmuffin didn't show up again to help. We've been Mcmuffined!