Couch Medicine

Smoking weed because after you smoke you usually end up on the couch and spend a lot of time with it. When you smoke so much you just wanna spend time on your couch.

Ben: I don't feel like doing shit today.
Caves: I got the perfect remedy for that we need to get some of that couch medicine.
Ben: Oh word we out then lets go cop some.
(30 mins later)
Ben: God damn my mind has ascended.
Caves: Worrrrrrd yo this show is mad intense.
Ben: The TV ain't on though.
Caves: Oh shit.

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Medicine Balling

The act of injecting your nutsack with saline until it is the size of a soccer ball.

After Medicine Balling, Matt likes to ride the subway and stand ackwardly close to people sitting down so it in their face.

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Childrens medicine

Medicine up the ass

If I give everyone a Dexedrine do they thank me if I use childrens medicine?

Mouth Medicine

There are multiple meanings to this, each one including something for regular use and one for sexual wording:
1. Standard medicine you put in your mouth for sores or something.
2. A sexual term for sucking/taking ones dick.

1. bro, my mouth hurts, I need some mouth medicine
2. big daddy, i'm horny, give me some of that mouth medicine

medicine balled

When a person (typically a smaller female) gets tossed back and forth between two males.

Instead of going to the gym, we could just invite Stacy over to get medicine balled.

medicine shits

Diarrhea or extremely runny shit caused by taking ADHD medicine and then eating food right after

Man, I had an awful case of medicine shits this morning!

medicine stick

A great object that mistifies many and cures many ailments. The sole possesor of this object is Nicco The Great (an Ingersoll).

Look upon the great medicine stick and be amazed.

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