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meese

Plural of moose.
More than one moose.

Person 1: Damn, look at all those gummy moose.
Person 2: I'm gonna eat all those fucking meese.

by chrischoi April 22, 2008

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meese

another name for pubic dandrif

i have so much meese its like we're gonna have a white christmas after all.

by Sir Duce November 24, 2004

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Meese Day

July 1st Holiday Celebration in the Loadout video game community.

This comes from the Loadout Community where a non-native english speaking player was attempting to ask about Canadian holidays and if, in fact, Canada had a day celebrating the "meese species" in chat. After some confusion it was discovered that he was asking if Canada had a day celebrating the moose. It snowballed from there and has taken over the entire community.

Meese Day was first celebrated July 1st 2013.

I'ts July 1st. Happy Meese Day!

by Duran Vega July 2, 2013


Micro-Meese

A Micro-Meese is a microscopic variation of the common Meese. Micro-Meese live all around us but you can't see them. They are in the air, on your body, and in deep space. Nobody wants Micro-Meese but without them, you would not be able to breathe. A theory suggests that Micro-Meese are actually what we breathe and that oxygen does not exist. The Meese Prevention Act of 1936, created by Vice President John Nance Garner, banned Meese from doing long division, which stopped the spread of Meese up until 1955 in Illinois. This was supposed to go on until 2006 but was ended earlier as Meese pox started to spread.

Don't you just love the smell of Micro-Meese in the morning?

by Meese Meister January 26, 2018


meese

the plural of moose

I JUST SAW A FLOCK OF MEESE!

by thehipsterhorse December 12, 2012

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cheese meese

A Cheese Meese is a person who can't stop eating cheese, therefore being a Cheese Meese. You can tell if some body is a Cheese Meese if they eat cheese in cereal and on toast and for dinner on their potatoes and chicken.

Man 1: yo man whats up
man 2: yo momma
man 1. oh shut up you cheese head
man 2. at least i dont eat cheese on cereal
man 1. oh shut up asshole
man 2. fuck you ya cheese meese
man 1. *crys*

by sup ma nig May 6, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


big boy meese mood

when you relate strongly to a moose

big moose 1: did you see what our moose daddy kenny tweeted?

big moose 2: about how hot josh dun is? big boy meese mood

by kennys.big.moose.2 September 4, 2018

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