meg

meg is the sexiest girl ever. the best at sex. both giving and receiving is like having the most intense yet romantic sex ever. she will drive you crazy with her looks and personality, almost in a trance with how amazing meg is. she will make you the happiest person. she acts tough, but she is a real baby at heart. she loves a good cuddle!!

have you met my girlfriend meg? phwaaah she’s hella sexy i just want her inside me x

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The Meg

Wetting a tampon in vodka and placing it inside ones vagina.

I had the Meg for pre drinks tonight, it got me so wasted

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meg

When the soccerball is passed through the legs of an opposing soccer player, because he just got schooled

Short for nutmeg

Good Soccer Player: Dude I just megged that loser!
Other Good Soccer Player: Alright! He owes you an ice cream now!
Bad Soccer Player:It's not my fault I play for El Dorado in Albuquerque!

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Meg

1. A girl who swallows cum for a living. 2. Someone who likes to watch raccoons have sex while eating a dude’s ass.

the meg got kicked out of the dorm because it was against the rules to have raccoons in the dorm.

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Meg

Biggest faggot, no friends and is most likely a lesbian and depressed

Meg, what a fag

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Megs

Slang for the word "maybe"

-"You like that booty"
-"Megs"

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megged

Spec. English slang

adj. to have been screwed over in an arguement or situation

Rich: "Newcastle United are the best!"
Jake: "So how come their trophy cabinet weighs less than helium?"
Rich: "I... Uh..."
Mike: "Ahaha, megged."

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