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When a woman uses her menstrual cycle as a talking point or an excuse for behavior.
Woman: "I just can't deal with this, I'm on my period" Man: " are you peddling your menstrual cycle?"
Woman: "omfg! I seriously need something sweet rn, this period is insane" Man: "you don't need to peddle your menstrual cycle, just eat a snickers"
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A person who is a low down, dirty rotten bastard.
Me: Dude anyone tell you that jeff got your girl wasted and fucked her last night?
Other guy: Jokes on him. I gave that chunky piece of menstrual fluids girlfriend a mustache ride last night, plus my girlfriend hardly ever blow me anyways and when she does she never lets me shoot it in her face, time for a change.
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A form of priviledge you’re entitled to when you’re on your period. It means people have to be nicer to you, let you use the bathroom whenever you want, let you eat whenever you want and basically have to do everything you say so you won’t get irritated.
Sara’s on her period, we have to be nice to her because now she has menstrual priviledge.
A large portion of meat (usually beef) consumed by a female immediately before or during her menstrual period.
This is a particularly noteworthy phenomenon in women who usually do not consume much meat or in vegetarians who clandestinely indulge in monthly hormone induced carnivorous cravings.
A: *gasp* 'I thought Mandy was a vegetarian!'
B: 'She's on her rags. Give her a break!'
A: 'Ohhhhh... She's having a menstrual steak. My bad. I guess I won't mention it next time I bump into her and her vegan hipster boyfriend.'
A woman that backs the feminist movement to such an extent, but can’t see past the basic flaws in her argument or when she is doing the exact same thing towards men
Oh you're a feminist but believe a man should always pay for a first date. And then cry when you're told otherwise... You miss are a menstrual man muncher.
The appropriate mascot for the University (sic) of Alabama. Used to describe a fan base that is missing teeth, eats clay and where marrying your sister is par for course.
Caruthers: "Who do the Menstrual Tides play today?
Archibald: "I'm not sure but even if they lose they'll probably "say" it's a win anyway because they're in the SEC; have you ever met a more delusional fan base?"
Caruthers: "Nope, the Menstrual Tide make excuses and claim fictional national championships like their lives depend on it"
Eating pussy during the menstruation cycle after being filled with ejaculate
Cameron ate that girls menstrual clam chowder after she came home