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mental constipation

An inability to articulate one's thoughts or ideas, resulting in significant psychological distress and frustration.

Typically, this form of cognitive impaction is self-resolving. However, in cases where productive interchange with the afflicted is urgently needed, a deadline may be administered; indeed, this has proven to be one of the most effective treatments for stubborn cases of mental constipation.

Mark: "So, you know, it's like... uh, er... damn, you know, that, uh... thing!"
Dave: "Yeesh. It's too bad that they don't make a laxative for mental constipation!"

by Joshua B. Wright April 5, 2004

2248πŸ‘ 285πŸ‘Ž


crab mentality

Crabs in a bucket can easily escape from the bucket one at a time, but instead of doing that they pull each other down whenever one rises to the top - thus insuring their collective demise.

This is analogous to the behavior of a person who diminishes or pulls down anyone else who achieves or is about to achieve success greater than their own.

Crab mentality: We all like to see our friends get ahead, but not too far ahead.

If I can't have it, no one can have it.

by mythical89 June 5, 2009

276πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


laager mentality

The idea that since every man (and his gun) is needed for the common defense of the group, any one man's behavior, short of murder, must be tolerated, even including mild insanity and such serious crimes as rape. (From the Afrikaans voortrekker word 'laager' - a circle of wagons forming a defensive perimeter, as when the days journey was done and the group settled in for the night)

When the cop shot the unarmed perp his buddies closed in with their laager mentality and made a thorough investigation of the facts impossible, intentionally misplacing evidence and confusing investigators.

by paulpaxman October 31, 2010

175πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


mental stalking

The act of stalking a significant other in ones mind, thinking of them 24/7.

1.She was mentally stalking him for several weeks
2.She does a lot of mental stalking

by CAS022 March 19, 2007


race mentality

The mentality of adapting every situation to a race, drastically negatively impacting communication skills and relationships. It is a distinct mentality analogous to the thought that β€˜I need to beat them to it, before they beat me to it’.

β€œI need to break up with her before she breaks up with me!”
β€œI’m going to leave her on read before she leaves me on read”
β€œWhy are you so desperate to leave her on read? You have some serious race mentality!”

by silasg17 December 30, 2021


mental boom

Mental boom is when a series of unfortunate events happen and another unlucky scenario presents itself causing you to lose your shit. This may happen by talking to that ONE fucker or any other triggering thing. This causes you to lose your shit for the rest of your day and tilts the fuck out of you and you feel like committing sudoku.

Variations of this include:
mental go boom
mental go sky

holy fuck I'm just mental boom

by NO MORE COKE February 14, 2018

103πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Mental farming

Mental farming is a special module of the bisector that allows Phantom to go undetected in the coregui of rogue lineage's modular insides

I really love using Phantom's Mental Farming 2020 non clickbait

by ImnotHyper May 10, 2021