merc

the name of a chimp who has homosexual tendencies, also used as an adjective to describe the ferociousness of hard male oral sex.

"Alistair you better not go Merc on my love sausage!"

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thirsty merc

A mad Aussie band that is totally unique, has a fresh sound and does Australia proud. They had their first hit "Wasting Time" in 2004, which was followed by the successful "Emancipate Myself", "My Completeness", "Someday Someday" and "In The Summertime".

Album: Thirsty Merc (Self-titled) 2004

Lead singer: Has awesome curly hair

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KG MERC

Some roblox nigga who got more talent than most famous rappers.

Person 1: "Aye you heard that KG Merc?"
Person 2" Oh that roblox nigga? Yuh."

merc set

Often considered a video game term, merc set can be used in a number of ways. It usually describes when an individual gets flat out owned and or dominated in a social event.

"Ok guys, there is a whole mess of dudes on the other side of this wall... And we're running low on ammo. Any suggestions?"

"I got this. LEEEEERRROOOOOYYYY JEEEENKKKIIINSSS!"

"Dude you freakin merc set those dudes!"

UC Merced

When you get rejected at every other UC.

What? Even Santa Cruz rejected me? I guess I'll go to UC Merced.

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merc with a mouth

Nickname given to Marvel anti-hero Deadpool

Deadpool? That fucker is a merc with a mouth.

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Buff Mercs

"Buff Mercs" relates to a meme in the Team Fortress 2 fandom, where, the nine classes are shown to have huge muscles.. I mean.. INSANE MUSCLES! and are paired with Tick-Tock - Joji. Usually in shitposts, MGE memes, or, when you get that one pro player on your team that's def listening to Tick-Tock.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, why are these Buff Mercs blocking me from watching porn?"

Guy 2: "Get off PornHub mate."

Guy 1: "Actually it's e-"

*Buff Soldier TF2 fucking kills him*