Dirty Meredith

Verb

the act of demeaning your wife's name, by being terrible at business

Adverb

completing an action in a manner such as to bring shame, due to being incompetent or just not caring beyond the lined pockets

Noun

one who is terrible at business, to the point of sullying their wife's good name

Adjective

a terrible business person

Verb - His wife was never able to find him attractive again, after he Dirty Meredithed her name to the point of regional shame.

Adverb - His company was so adept at Dirty Meredithing managing into the ground, so as to be worthless.

Noun - Once a rising star, according to random paid interviews, Dirty Meredith was now ashamed to show his face, due to the strife and grief that had emanated from his web of out of state, unaccountable LLCs... if only he had managed his businesses like he managed his LLC deception network. As such, Dirty Meredith may never work in this industry again.

Adjective - "Uh oh, here comes the Dirty Meredith hospitality operator"
"His cleaning crew must "wash" his clothes"
"Plug your nose, pigpen is walking upwind of us"
Both laugh hysterically

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the meredith effect

The ability to walk in to any room, situation, or place and have guys all over you.

Why are all the guys staring at her? Oh it's just the Meredith effect.

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Meredith Holbrooke

Meredith Holbrooke means “With Mac” in the Šchehii’in language, so every Meredith around the world today are believed to be lovers with any name starting with “Mac” in Šchehii’i culture.

Macdeen and Meredith Holbrooke were in love at first sight.

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Meredith New Hampshire

Meredith New Hampshire: there aint shit in this boring ass town. Full of rich slut who cant get over them selves. Small ass town in the middle of no where.

yo where are you from man?
some gay ass town Meredith New Hampshire

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Meredith Frikin Watts (BRO KING)

Known as one of the greatest bro's of all time. She has inspired many other bro's with her moving speeches. True bro's are honored to party or even be near M-Watts. Her sexual humor always get highfives and fist bumps from everyone. If you mess with her she'll kick you in the dick. All other bro's try to be like her but they can't, because Meredith Frikin Watts is the BRO KING!

Meredith Frikin Watts (BRO KING) is such a fucking bro!

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Meredith Frikin Watts (Bro King)

Known as many names: Brobi Wan Kenobi, Bro King, Ultra Bro, or sometimes just "hero." M-watts has been called the Rosa Parks of our generation. Undoubtedly the biggest, baddest, and all around best bro ever to set foot on this land. Even the top bros of the state "Broklahoma" admire her and try to mimic her bro like activity, failing miserably of course. Don't hate on this girl, because as mentioned in the post above, she will not hesitate to kick you in the dick. Gracing the universe with her presence since 1992, Meredith Frikin Watts is the BRO KING!

If you: a. don't know Meredith Frikin Watts (Bro King) or b. think or have ever thought that she is not the bro king, you should probably be stabbed.

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michael scott's dunder mifflin scranton meredith palmer memorial celebrity rabies awareness pro-am fun run race for the cure

The Office (U.S.) S4:E1 "Fun Run"
what Michael Scott created for his coworker, Meredith Palmer, to find a cure for rabies, even though it is already cured and the Fun Run didn't raise any money (besides the money Jan donated--with Michael's money--to a nurse stripper)

Michael Scott drank less water and more fettuccine alfredo during the Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure.

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