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In the Midwest, particularly Minnesota, the word ‘fine’ when used like “Yea I’m fine” or “Oh that’s fine” doesn’t mean that something is truly fine, it translates roughly to “nothing is going right and everything is shitty”
Fine could be considered a more subtle version of “could be better”
Person 1: That crash was rough, you ok?
Person 2: Oh yeah I’m fine
Person 1: Is that fine fine or midwest fine
When a girl isn't the ugliest person ever seen in the world, because midwesterners have low standards.
Person A:you see that blonde from wisconsin? Pretty hot right?
Person B:Pfft, she's a Midwest 10 and an LA 3
A Pair of Perky, Flat, Yet Busty Mammaries, That Are Known To Be Presented On Women From The Midwest. Also Known To Sag Around 50 Years of Age.
Guy 1: Man, I can't tell whether Halle Berry is voluptuous or just using a pushup bra!!!
Guy 2: Those Are Midwest Titties My Friend, You Will Know By The Time She Is 50 Whether Such Claims Are True !
Word for the drug methamphetamine
Phil: "Ben's been up for 4 days what's wrong with him?"
John: "He's on that midwest slimfast."
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Really sexy and hot. CRYSTAL LAKE
Showbiz Midwest is hot!
When you forcefully spit on your thigh, and finger it until you get friction burns. Then you have to snort up all of the remains.
I did the most aggressive Midwest Snorkel last night with my mom.
An alternative to I-70 or I-80 road head. The name for the act of getting suddenly blindfolded and tied up by your girlfriend in a two-star midwestern hotel off the highway; so she can whack you with a potholder, then fellate and ride your lollipop, while you lie there unable to thwart her fast food and White Claw-fueled demands.
“It was a long drive back to Colorado, but I gave him the Midwest Lollipop to break up the monotony.”
“Driving through the Midwest is tediously boring, but the GF gave me the Midwest Lollipop when we overnighted in Omaha.”
“Welcome to Iowa. Home of the Midwest Lollipop.”