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A phrase you cannot say without sounding Australian
Indian: Hello
Australian: Good Eye Might
The proper response to any question.
Steve:Hey man you doing ok?
Harold:Bitch i might be.
The saddest words of tongue and pen...
"For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these:
'It might have been!'" -- John Greenleaf, Maud Muller, 1856
Now go look it up, bitches.
The only credible defence when asked by the prosecution and/or judge if you (the defendant) are guilty of the accused crime
This response will clear your name beyond reasonable doubt. Atlanta rapper ‘Gucci Mane’ used this very technique when asked by a judge if he was guilty of murder. He responded with “bitch I might be” and subsequently all charges against him were dropped.
“Mr Gucci, are you guilty of murdering this man?”
“Bitch I might be”
Used when bitches ask if you is rolling.
Bitch - "Is you rolling?"
You - "Bitch I might be."
a phrase used by a girl who is never satisfied.
girl: mmmmmmm might as well never come home
boy: okay i was at work
girl:mmmm i might as well dig your grave since you are never here
A phrase that, when said, no matter how many times, makes you sound Australian.
Friend 1: Hey, you should go to the Coldplay concert.
Friend 2: Good I might.
Friend 1: Dude, you aren't freakin' Australian.
Friend 2: ??
Friend 1: You just said "Good day, mate."