Bitch i might be.

The proper response to any question.

Steve:Hey man you doing ok?
Harold:Bitch i might be.

Good Eye Might

A phrase you cannot say without sounding Australian

Indian: Hello
Australian: Good Eye Might

it might have been

The saddest words of tongue and pen...

"For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these:
'It might have been!'" -- John Greenleaf, Maud Muller, 1856

Now go look it up, bitches.

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Bitch I might be

The only credible defence when asked by the prosecution and/or judge if you (the defendant) are guilty of the accused crime

This response will clear your name beyond reasonable doubt. Atlanta rapper ‘Gucci Mane’ used this very technique when asked by a judge if he was guilty of murder. He responded with “bitch I might be” and subsequently all charges against him were dropped.

“Mr Gucci, are you guilty of murdering this man?”
“Bitch I might be”

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bitch I might be

Used when bitches ask if you is rolling.

Bitch - "Is you rolling?"

You - "Bitch I might be."

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mmmmmmm might as well

a phrase used by a girl who is never satisfied.

girl: mmmmmmm might as well never come home

boy: okay i was at work

girl:mmmm i might as well dig your grave since you are never here

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good I might

A phrase that, when said, no matter how many times, makes you sound Australian.

Friend 1: Hey, you should go to the Coldplay concert.
Friend 2: Good I might.
Friend 1: Dude, you aren't freakin' Australian.
Friend 2: ??
Friend 1: You just said "Good day, mate."

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