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He is a gay nigga that enjoys going deep inside his brother’s ass while simultainiusly sucking off his grandma in the corner of the room where he came out to his parents that he was a fag and he enjoyed sucking dick especially animal 1’s
Damn that that kid is acting like a total Miguel
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A person, typically a Brazilian, with a low intellectual status due to poor prior education within a 3rd world country.
*After a transfer kid from a 3rd world country does poorly on test one might say*
Wow, that was a slipshod performance, you are such a Miguel.
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Miguel is a long faced horse name, they usually chase the coolest person in the group. Miguel likes it when you say "Why the long face?" If you get to better know him better he will not hurt when you say "Why the long face?" Miguel is a horse. Miguel is friends Gru and he likes poo.
"Why the long face Miguel?"
"I'm horse, be quiet."
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Miguel is the type of guy to dip his balls in soy sauce, but not accept pre-marital hand holding. He always likes to suck dick, but only secretly, and then he feels bad about it. He never likes to roll on obama's toes, but he always moans yummy whenever someone smears deodorant on his ballsack. Overall, miguel likes big fat dick in his mouth and never asks permission to chop someone's dick off.
Hey bro why you hate shrek
I'm Miguel, to me, shrek is gay
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a fat ass dumb son of a bitch with a small dick
Miguel is such a dumbass i want to fucking kill him
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A dumb ass beaner that doesn’t get any hoes at all and like to suck fat peen
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He’s very funny , charming and fantasize always about him. He’s a great friend. Talented in many ways. I wouldn’t change anything about him. Wish I could express more but I can’t the words fail me. ***Think I like him too too much. I’m not telling him***
Miguel quería comprar todo pero... no le daban su domingo por pendejo.
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