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Mika is a shit pop singer who somehow managed to gain the number 1 spot in the UK in January 2007. His talents include copying other people's vocal styles, creating tunes that make you want to kill yourself because they are so annoying, oh and he has alien feet. He also loves himself more than fat kids love cake. Mika = CRAP!
"I hate Mika, his songs are shit"
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A word usually used by retarded and autistic person with blue hair,
because they can come back from a roast. And also because they
are just trash.
Tu gal atrafaves ar kas?
As mikas.
Dalbajobas.
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Mika Raees is a common name used to identify pedophiles and necrophiliacs. Mika Raees loves giving blowjobs, Rimjobs, Titjobs, assjobs, fartjobs, earjobs, nosejobs, organjobs etc. Mika Raees are into dead bodies, piles of shit and roadkill. Most Mika Raees are transgendered males.
Local sg News reporter : there has been multiple cases of a Mika Raees fucking dead bodies in pasir ris cemetary
The most amazing dance teacher in the world of everything!!!!!!💕SLOTHES😍(-kate😘)
When you say you're going to do something, but you don't do it, or if you do do it, you don't finish it until 6 months later.
Lain: Oi, have you finished it yet?
Francis: Yup, I've got it all done.
--7 months later--
Lain: ...you done yet?
Francis: Uh....it's almost done.
Lain: *facepalm* Oh my god, you pulled a Mika on me....
Francis: U mad, bro?
Jay: eue
the worst, most boring and absolutely superfluous band under the sun lead by some homo named orlan tus who can't hold a tune for shit.
Bob: I'm going to a Mika Male concert tonight.
John: You're a homo, dude.
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