shrumpt/mikhail

charming, hot, smart, funny, humble, kind, ect. fucks bad bitches monday, tuesday, thursday, friday, saturday, and sunday. say otherwise you're wrong. also an alpha male daddy

"shrumpt/mikhail touched my arm when he punched it full force earlier..never gonna wash it again" -bad bitch

Mikhail tal

The Risk and Sacrifice God in the ancient Chessland.

...Then Mikhail Tal got angry,
the sky thundered and waters got gray...

mikhail and sienna

Mikhail and Sienna are the two most intelligent human beings in the galaxy. They will become rich and famous. They are hot and both have dicks.
They venerate jacques noel

mikhail and sienna are cool kids

Mikhail's law

Mikhail's law is when you get rejected and move on to a new woman. It is also when you get dumped you date someone new the next day. This law is not usually effect boys named Mikhail but was named because a boy named Mikhail Mawlynnong, Meghalaya who was rejected many times and was picked up by a unknown white man visiting the small town when he heard some girls talking about Mikhail.

"It must be Mikhail's law" said the friend.
"You got Mikhail's law my friend"