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the biggest group of failures around
Me: Wanna hear a joke
Friend: Ok
Me: The French Military
Friend: haha
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1)The armed forces of France...
2)a contradictory term
The french military got defeated for the 15th time this century...
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(adj.) Perfect aim, very professional and calmly done.
He picked apart his opponents' arguement with military precision.
He sniped the robber with military precision.
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One who understands all or most of military slang
One who knows famous military battles by heart
Can tell you famous military leaders
will criticize military games for being unrealistic
military nerds will become mad when called "nerd" or "dork"
"all he reads is military books he must be a military nerd"
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One hit of the psychedelic drug 2C-I which is a phenethylamine of the 2C family.
Hey man, you got any military hits or hyper glitter?
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The french military. What the hell is that?
"The French military isnt going to Iraq with us"
"The French have a military??????"
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Where different areas of the military basically take the piss out of each other for a laugh. The marines take the piss out of paras and the paras take the piss out of marines, the army does it to the navy and everyone does it to the RAF. But just like anything in the military they all know that it is joking and have each other's backs when they need it.
Marines: Whoohoo paras can jump out of planes, so can we.
Paras: Marines are the naval equivalent of the RAF regt.
*later in a firefight* marines and paras are side by side because they are on the same side and it's just military banter
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