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The person who totally gets your sense of humor and reflects it back to you. When you are with your humor mirror all feels right in the world. This person can make you laugh or smile by a simple glance or single word.
Stephanie was Erin's humor mirror which made it difficult for them to go to yoga together as just looking at each other made them both laugh.
First used in Kurt Vonnegut's book, Breakfast of Champions, this phrase means roughly, "to take a leak."
"Sometimes somebody would say in his presence, 'Excuse me, I have to take a leak.' This was a way of saying that the speaker intended to drain liquid wastes from his body through a valve in his lower abdomen.
And Trout would reply waggishly, 'Where I come from, that means you're about to steal a mirror.'"
Guys, I'll be back in a second. I've gotta go steal a mirror.
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When either a person or corporate entity make an offer "look" attractive with window dressing when it really isn't - but in reality they are only using SMOKE AND MIRRORS to distort this so they can keep holding the carrot on the stick in front of you!!! Almost like a Jedi mind trick.
"You will receive a BIG bonus next year and you are your own boss and can do whatever you want to succeed in this office!!" -that was smoke and mirrors. Here is the translation into what that really means:
"You will be chained to your desk. You will work 12 hours a day. You will not get a promotion, ever. You will have 9 bosses. You will receive just enough money to keep you alive while we pay your manager for his private jet and lakehouse in Wyoming. You will die in this place."
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food that smells the same before you eat it and after you defecate it
Man, I got some onion rings from the Sonic drive-thru the other day and they didn't smell any different when I shat them! Damn, that was definitely some grade-A mirror food.
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You have a serious problem, i have a serious problem. We just can't fucking stop licking the mirrors! You wake up in the morning one day and just have the temptation to lick your bedroom mirror. You don't bother to stop and think about it, just walk straight up to the mirror and lick it. You have that disgusting taste in your mouth that you can't seem to get out, then you think of freckles and that horrible dust taste just vanishes. Freckles.
ME: Hey bob my mirror tasted odd this morning
Bob: No way you lick that shit too?
ME: Hell yeah cuz
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You have a serious case of Mirror Licking, its only one in a million i suggest getting it checked out.
Someone who spends large portions of time sat on VR and solely uses it to stare at themselves in VR mirrors. As the chosen avatar/skin seen in the mirror is deemed to be more desirable than the actual reality of looking at themselves in a non-VR/real mirror.
1: 'That guy is so ugly.'
2: 'Yeah he's definitely a "mirror dweller."'
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When you are in the gym, and someone positions themselves as to make it appear that their crotch is near an opening of your body as seen from the mirror reflection.
Andrew was bench pressing and after each set the creeper behind him moved around trying to mirror fuck him.
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