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Miserable Dan

The most miserable fuck you will ever meet. Miserable Dan always rushes his friends but makes everyone wait for him. It takes him 3 hrs to move 3 feet. He often bosses people but can never be bossed himself. The only time he's not miserable is when he's sleeping which rarely happens. He always thinks how he can get on the other side of the door. When he enters a place he finds 101 ways to exit. He somehow find a way to leave his own funeral early. He's Miserable Dan

Example #1
Henry what type of people are these!

Their miserable Dan's

Example #2
Its so nice to have all these people attend his funeral.

Wait the casket is empty

by No show April 14, 2014

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


miserable fucking prick

A person that has no moral understanding. An ass hat. Someone that parks like a schmuck and doesn't apologize. Worse than a miserable prick.

Someone that lives at 11900 Champion Lake

This miserable fucking prick blocked my car.

by Justletmepark April 21, 2018


Miserable Prick Bastard

Wretchedly unhappy person who is able to be a complete asshole, incessantly annoying. person totally obnoxious and easy to dislike!

Ricker told me he was an "MPB" a miserable prick bastard, I didn't believe him. Now I know what it is I understand it's true.

by exofloanwolf January 11, 2023


Miserable Bitch Face

Follow on from the term, "resting bitch face". Means the person, normally a girl / woman has a miserable looking face and looks like a right bitch.

Is that girl upset or does she just have a miserable bitch face.

by Mad4it October 8, 2015


Mrs Miserable Fuck

Some one who is such a miserable bastard who has no friends and only achievment in life is a fur ball!

Some one who does nothing but moan is now a mrs miserable fuck

by Dr Dont Care March 11, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


A miserable son of a ghoster

Mr Little's way of saying "son of a bitch" in a public school

You are a miserable son of a ghoster

by Doctor Frankenstein November 12, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


miserable old sod

old man

What's up you miserable old sod

by October 8, 2021

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž