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She is the best english teacher u can imagine.
if u are reading this i like u but ill never admit it and it's fine that way because its funny to tease eachother, so please Ignore this
Gud morining, i em missis vallonei end ai am iour inglish ticer. (To read with a very heavy southern italian accent, A/N)
a disgusting whore who likes to have sex with men because thats the only way she can afford food.
boy 1: wow did you see missy lashway last night?
boy 2: you she was blowing every one.
boy 1: dude she fucked zack for 5 bucks!
boy 2: yea because i heard she doesnt shave her pussy and it smells like cat piss because she lives in a box with her cat.
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A cute person, usually a girl, who seems incapable of taking care of themselves.
"I accidentally spilled juice on my shirt"
"Aww it's ok missy poo"
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Donkey Kong in a wig. Likes to snatch little girls, dress them like prostitutes and parade them around in her videos to appeal to the pedophile demographic.
I'm trying to rescue my 8 year old daughter from Missy Elliotts music video but everytime I try to climb this ladder Missy throws barrels at me.
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to be simultaneuosly fat and so annoying that I myself am taking the pains to use the urban dictionary to relieve myself of my anger towards her continous existence and her current inabilty to die
No example exists other than Missy Elliot herself
Small essay on Missy Elliot:
Missy Elliot - all that fat bitch can chat about is her "chubby waist" .. you think i give a shit about that? do i wana hear about her lard? no. and whats that shit about "i got a cute face": she is evidently butters
she has also recently reffered to herself as having "(i got)beyonce hips"; comparing her own body structure to beyonce knowles in the remix of "Touch It" - I am horribly offfended by this claim and was physically sick when I first heard it
In conclusion, Missy Elliot is the shittest rapper ever, she can only talk about sex and her presumably 'buff body' & she's not being ironic either - she actually belives the shit she says. Someone needs to put an end to her vile misogynist 'music' once and for all - YES I am suggesting she be shot the fuck down
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your: Pussy, Vajayjay, or a really angry chick.
Ex.1: Guy "I shoved my cock into her pissy missy. it felt great."
Ex.2:Girl "God she was being such a pissy missy last night. all i wanted was my ice cream."
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No-talent femcee who thinks she fine.
No Missy, you're not Foxy Brown. You ain't no greatest and no one wants to work that.
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