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Dutch Mitten

When you fart in your hand, cup it and palm someones face. A less extreme however very effective version of the Dutch Oven.

John was very upset after I Dutch Mittened him.

by JuniorLoz November 25, 2019


swish mitten

a term for a vagina that is soaked in vodka.

dude, her swish mitten was all stanky last night

by greenbay fann November 12, 2011


Detective Mittens

A scary fucking cat.

Good work Detective Mittens... you scary fucking cat!

by writergirljds June 10, 2011


Beaver mittens

Giving a toothy blowjob whilst simultaneously fisting two women.

It's not a winter orgy without beaver mittens.

by Evil weirdsmith October 29, 2017


mitten shock

no, not being shocked you found a mitten in your kitchen.

derived from the infamous shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink)

see lobster claw
ie when your thumb is inserted in a women's (or man's, im not here to judge) vagina, and the remaining four (or however many) appendages are shoved into the anus, making a mitten like shape of the hand, and wearing the victom/partner as a mitten.

it should be noted that the mitten shock is reversible and can be worn whichever way helps you and your partner feel comfortable/ satisfied and welcome to the wonderful world of <i>very</i> odd sexual practices and maneuvers

omfg i put the mitten shock on Samantha! she was so warm!

dude i envy you for using such a cool word.

by Dus10 January 12, 2008

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Flesh Mitten

A vagina, usually used when conditions outside are freezing, you put the vagina over the penis to warm it up

Danielle, if you want rides every morning because your car cant handle snow, your gonna have to put a flesh mitten on my penis in return.

by Matthew Gordon October 2, 2007

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BOILED MITTENS

A type of mitten knitted using fine sized needles from worsted wool.
They are made aproximately 30% larger than needed for the finished size, then boiled in hot water and left to air dry.
The mitten when shrunken is almost waterproof and very warm.

Grandma made me a pair of boiled mittens.

by Dancingcatfish February 9, 2007

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