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When you fart in your hand, cup it and palm someones face. A less extreme however very effective version of the Dutch Oven.
John was very upset after I Dutch Mittened him.
a term for a vagina that is soaked in vodka.
dude, her swish mitten was all stanky last night
A scary fucking cat.
Good work Detective Mittens... you scary fucking cat!
Giving a toothy blowjob whilst simultaneously fisting two women.
It's not a winter orgy without beaver mittens.
no, not being shocked you found a mitten in your kitchen.
derived from the infamous shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink)
see lobster claw
ie when your thumb is inserted in a women's (or man's, im not here to judge) vagina, and the remaining four (or however many) appendages are shoved into the anus, making a mitten like shape of the hand, and wearing the victom/partner as a mitten.
it should be noted that the mitten shock is reversible and can be worn whichever way helps you and your partner feel comfortable/ satisfied and welcome to the wonderful world of <i>very</i> odd sexual practices and maneuvers
omfg i put the mitten shock on Samantha! she was so warm!
dude i envy you for using such a cool word.
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A vagina, usually used when conditions outside are freezing, you put the vagina over the penis to warm it up
Danielle, if you want rides every morning because your car cant handle snow, your gonna have to put a flesh mitten on my penis in return.
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Normally referred to as "mitten" is someone you've met on discord and engages in the act of playing video games with another person.
It derived from the associated term "discord kitten" which is highly regarded as obscene with the users of Discord. A different word was created to distinctively separate both meanings with clear indication to which group it belonged to.
"Where the mittens at?"
"Do you have a Discord Mitten?"
"Hey guys, meet my new mitten."
"Look at that dude. He clearly has no mittens"
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