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The pre-ejaculation secretions that occur prior to a male being completely satisfied with full ejaculation.
I love when Bobby lets me sip on his mock juice during foreplay.
A big dick. It also is monster cock with the first letters in each word switched
Look at IGAUWA'S CONSTER MOCK!
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A person, usually male, who fools women into believing that they will have sexual intercourse. The opposite of a cock tease.
Jill: He gets me all riled up and then says he has to go study. What a muff mock.
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Making fun of someones beard that is shorter than yours. Usually displayed by stroking in ones general direction with a less fantastic beard.
Did you see that guy? He was totally beard mocking me.
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A type of dancing based off of grinding which was originally invented by Matt Buchler. It is like grinding, except you are doing a slow swaying motion much like in a normal slow dance, and also unlike conventional grinding, there is no sexually based contact involved.
"Wow, what is that couple doing?"
"They're mock-grinding!"
"Why?"
"Because they have morals!"
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if you partake in this activity, seek psychological assistance.
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A Mock turtle occurs when one has what feels like a poo brewing, and upon trying to defecate finds nought not even or gas.
I felt a huge shit brewing so went and laid a dissappointing mock turtle and I had not even a wiff of gas.
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