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Also known on Xbox Live as 'Modern Warfare 2: Fucking Shit Edition', it was soley marketed to Australian fans of the series who were anticipating something more than a fucking piece of shit.
Australians playing this game online against Americans will experience frustration, frustration, frustration, frustration, frustration, frustration, frustration and even more frustration after playing this fucking piece of shit as one of an Australian Xbox Live connoisseur's greatest fears eventuates in the form of a "lagiastus beastialus". Known simply as a lag beast, this will violently penetrate anyone choosing to abuse it.
*Sam is halfway through a match of Domination on Favela, enjoying himself in an Australian hosted game with a favourable 7 kills and 2 deaths*
Sam: "Gee, I really have enjoyed coming home to this. I am not dominating anyone, just enjoying a nicely paced game of Modern Warfare 2: Australian Edition. Ah..."
*Host leaves game, which has a majority of 10 Australians and one annoyingly placed American within game. Game begins to relocate host*
Sam: "Hoho, fuck."
*Game restarts, the one American in the game is hosting. The American immediately kills Sam, a knife to the back*
Sam: "Huh."
*Sam dies again, this time as a result of a lag beast*
Sam: "Hmmm..."
*Again*
Sam: "Jew."
*Again*
Sam: "Jewslut!"
*Again*
Sam: "Argh fucking American ballsucking redneck gin faggots!"
*Again*
Sam: "Fuck... fucking Cod. Why in fuck's name am I playing this shit?"
*Again*
Sam: "Heherghh!!!!!!!!"
*Again, proceeding with a vehemently temperamental silence*
Sam: "..."
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This game is actually called "Cock of Doody: The Revenge of Osama"(which was edited do to alquada threatening IW). It features modders, noobs, 10 year old, and the occasional guy who is classified as "skillful" or "normal"(although these are rare)
It was within this game a very famous moderator, The Pro, was recorded banning Itz Lupo(some variation of that). This video was edited, long story shot, The Pro lost all moderator powers(and possibly killed himself,or moved out of his mothers house.)
Gamer 1 "Want to come play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2?"
Gamer 2 "Nope, sorry, I'm busy playing the Halo:Reach Beta, which is, sadly, better than that rubbish."
Gamer 1 " PLEASE! I'll let you noob tube.."
Noob (forms from a puddle of noob sauce)"Pick me"
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Cock of Doody Modern Camp/Glitch/Hack/Mod-fest 2.
Possibly the game with the most OMADC campers, people runnning around knifing with commando, Hackers, and or Glitchers.
While playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 I was killed by an AC130 with infinite missiles, upon respawning I got noobtubed, I was then sniped by a guy 50 feet in the air using some hack
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(CODMW2)
A very boring game to watch for the girlfriend.
We don't care about your kill and death ratio. Or how the way you just shot the enemy looked badass. Trust us, there is no need to yell across the house and make us run (doing the most exercise we have done in months) to where ever you are, only to watch your replay of you shooting some guy in the head ("headshot!").
OH, and we don't care about the type of guns you found or got.
There is also no need to play it with the surround sound on...its just the sound of gunshots over over and over. You have already played the game so many times that you could recite what the guy is saying.
Girl 1: "....at my boyfriends. He's playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2."
Girl 2: "oh man, that's sucks. Has he talked to you at least?"
Girl 1: " Nope, not really... He just keeps yelling to his roommates in the livingroom telling him where he's at so they can kill him for some 'infected thingy'. I could prolly leave and he wouldn't know the difference."
Girl 2: " Damn! Good thing COD can't get them laid or we'd all be screwed"
-- its ok...Chandler, I still love you.
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The greatest game ever created by infinity ward. It takes over your life and you will probably will never get laid. The further you get in to the game the more it eats your life away. It has a good storyline an d the graphics are gorgeous. And xbox live will change you forever. It whoops halos ass and killzone 2 looks like shit compared to it. If you want to play just add me on xbox live.... grandeRoOsTeR94
Dad: Come on son its time for your moms funeral
Son: Leave me alone DAD! im on a 24 killstreak...will they have call of duty modern warfare 2 at the funeral.
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The game that has some advantages over Black Ops, but also has disadvantages to it. Has a ton of unneccisary killstreaks and attachements, nothing takes skill, and people run rampant with random grenades, noob-tubes, and the Famas. (Also M16, M4, MP5K, ect.)
P1: Wanna play Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2?!
P2: Nah, people do gay shit on that. Fuckin' noobtubes.
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A game that has a much better team of developers then Black Ops. A game where you can just play the game. Not have to be pro. Have the ability to quickscope without getting banned some-fucking how. a game when grenades and noob tube were realistic. A game where the guns dont get patched to be even shittier. A game where people can make friends and not have annoying ass trolls pretending they are black and can hack you. Those were the good ol' days.
(Meanwhile, here) ((During MW2)
Player 1: hah! i got him! noscope!
Player 2: ahahahah! nice one man! ah im so glad i dident buy Black Ops!
(Meanwhile, thousands of miles away) ((During Black ops)
Player 1: WHAT THE FUCK?!!? HOW DID HE KILL ME! THAT WAS THROUGH A FUCKING WALL! HE DIDENT EVEN HAVE HARDENED ON! WHAT A FUCK!
Player 2: LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL NOOOOOOOB.
(Meanwhile, a great distance away) During Black ops
Player 1: hey man
Player 2: hey whats up?
Player 3: shut up
Player 1: ? what?
Player 3: shut up Player 1: dude we arent ta Player 3: shut up (and after 5 hours and 232 shut ups later......it was still going on.) this is why Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 is better.
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