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When a Mongolian man paints his dick red then proceeds to ejaculate on your back and leaves a string of cum dangling from his dick looking like a fuse.
I heard Sheila 's ex-Mongolian boyfriend would do the Mongolian Dynamite to her in bed.
The act of ramming a thumb up a female's anus while she is receiving oral sex. It is usually performed at the point of climax to intensify the "shock" and therefore "pleasure" associated with the climax.
Dude, while going down on my girlfriend last light, I gave her a Mongolian Spike just before she came. I thought she was going to loose her mind! She even spoke in tongues!
When you have to release your fecal matter but have a sports practice, so you let it out in your compression shorts. Thus, creating a mudslide like environment in your pants with your own feces.
I had soccer practice after school and had no time to use the bathroom, so i ended up with a mongolian mudslide.
The full day you spend shitting after eating too much delicious stir fry
I can't go out today, I'm on the throne from the Mongolian hangover
You call on a friend that is not liked by your circle of friends, but is always around anyway. Get them really drunk. Find a dead girl (don't try at home) and place her freshly (1 to 2 days old is the best) dead body in a different room on a bed. Have several friends hide in the closet of said room. Tell your friend (victom) that there is a really drunk girl in the other room sleeping and if he orally pleasures her he is guarenteed a bit of "the ol' in and out." Now when you friend starts to get busy on her south bound action all you friends come running out the closet and jump on her stomach. This makes all her internal organs (or mong as it's called after death) come out her box and into his mouth! Hence, the Mongolian Buffet.
never heard of anyone doing the Mongolian Buffet, but my ears are open
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A sexual act performed following anal intercourse, where the person who was being penetrated does a head-stand exposing his/her gaping anus and the penetrator sits atop the penetratee and defecates into their rectum.
The Mongolian Chimneysweep requires some degree of flexibility.
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When a girl spits in a guy's eye and then sits on his face.
"We were so drunk last night that I let her mongolian wetnap me"
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