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When one craps upon a plate and rubs it on his or her partner and then urinates to wash it off.
Did you enjoy the spicy beef? I'm ready for the montgomery carwash!
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A hell hole suburb of Cincinnati. Considered a great place to raise kids, but really is an example of why soccer mom's should be banned from voting and running for office. The cops here have nothing better to do than pick on teenagers, blacks, and anyone who's been in trouble with them before. The main roads have stop signs for streets with 5 fucking house's on them. The residents are a bunch of rich phony fucks, who got nothing better to do than one up each other. Half the kids get a new car on their birthday, and you're looked down upon if you're not rich, and preppy.
Typical soccer mom conversation in Montgomery, Ohio
Montgomeryite 1: I love my BMW, it's got heated seats.
Montgomeryite 2: Oh yeah my BMW has heated AND cooled seats.
Montgomeryite 1 (calls husband): Buy me a new Beemer!!!!! I need cooled seats, the hand stitched leather, and the real redwood trim, none of that plastic shit this time!!
Montgomeryite 2: Someone should do something about that 25MPH speed limit on Montgomery Road by the Kroger, it's too fast!!!!!!
Montgomeryite 1: I know be thankful I'm also the mayor, I'll gonna lower it to 15 and have make sure there's always 2 cops patrolling it!
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rich and diverse surburb in maryland where every black person WISH THEY WAS GHETTO. everybody says they're from d.c. , but they know darn well they were born in raised in montgomery county. montgomery county is also home to fake wannabe gangs
People A: what you bouta do punk we from white oak you don't wanna see us !
person B:bitch please, im from barry farms niqqa yall from sweet ass Montgomery County, fuck you talkinn bout !
People A: .....oh nvm.
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A sweet sexy guy, usually married.
I wish I was a Jacob Montgomery.
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Fucking 2 girls while playing fortnite and cum while you hit a snipe to win the game then have her bend over and do anal sex
Wanna do a dirty Montgomery daddy
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one of the hoods on longisland winedance and brentwood are the other two and bellport also these are the ghetto oarts of longisland pot smoken weed sellen drive bys and shoot ups to.
i wanna go to mastic to egt good drugs but i dont wanna be shoot at.
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