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Morton's Mistake

When a mid-grade restaurant or other business gets pounded on social media for pretending it understands privacy rights.

"After stripping 50% of America of their Constitutional right to privacy, Justice I love Beer went to Morton's Steakhouse for dinner. Given what he was wearing, he kind of asked for it, to be honest. He was ushered out the back and Morton's Mistake was to have a little hissy fit about it."

by HungryJohnny July 9, 2022


nathan morton

The last person you see before you finally get up and drink the bleach you have been saving.

I just saw Nathan Morton.

by Nipple Cleaver February 17, 2016


Andrew Morton

quite greasy, plays fortnite and orders huge loads of pizza that the dominoes person can hardly carry. this is his primary fuel source for the week. he never goes in the sun because his parents force him to play handball and become even better. it is impressive to see her attack dogs

andrew morton

by ayeo16 August 7, 2018


Bishop Morton

A kind boy, athletic, kinda smart, and is ugly. Also Bishop is another term for skunk and weed, Bishop also pulls bitches.

“I wanna be like Bishop
“Same”
“Isn’t he another term for skunk and weed?”
“ but Bishop Morton is cool still”

by Big poop May 18, 2022


75 morton

where kids go when they have no where else to go to. i just love entering this school and seeing kids getting shoved and beat up, and seeing drugs being passed out. teachers as well indulge in this fun behavior. the food is amazing, the mold on bread adds a little more flavor. this whole school is one big weed truck and wrestling rink. these kids need help, physically and mentally.

everyday is like hunger games at the school 75 morton

by chachalacha February 27, 2023


A Josh Morton

A Josh will seem nice at first but when they get close to you, when you least expect it, he’ll stab you in the back. If you think the Josh you know is a Josh Morton then you should be aware a common trait of a Josh Morton is being sexually attracted to dogs.

Guy1: I met a new friend, his names josh.
Guy2: Makesure he’s not a Josh Morton

by Eminem-Head August 22, 2020

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Aiden Morton

Aiden Morton is the most sexiest person you will ever know.

OMG did you see Aiden Morton today? He is just so sexy. I wish I was him.

by Mrs aiden morton October 19, 2021

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