Eerrrrgghh!! I saw a mucky yoghurt pot in the swimming pool.
Mucky minge a hairy mucky minge
Your mums mucky minge
Mucki is the whitest person in the world. Mucki is the vanilla ice cream flavor in girls' names. Mucki is so white, she gets a sunburn standing in front of the TV. In fact, she is so white she refuses to go shopping on Black Friday. Mucki is so white she thought only white people live in the White House. She could even go to her wedding naked. Mucki is so white she makes Michael Jackson look black.
"Mucki"
Mucky bum is the result of passing copious amounts of excrement and having it stick to unusually long anal hair.
I have a bit of a mucky bum this morning dude.