mucky spanial

When a girl proceeds to lick our a dirty crusty bum ring, whilst having a shit next to their dog who has a life threatening tumor

I performed a mucky spanial yesterdayx

Mucky star

1. A butt hole with a poor level of hygeine. Often due to a lack of routine maintenance, such as wiping after dropping a dukey.

2. Also refers to a chinese restaurant that may have a shocking food hygeine rating and reputation for snatching local pets from gardens.

1. For the love of god! Will you get back in that toilet and wipe your mucky star. I can smell your festering corn hole from here!

2. Shit I go in holiday in two weeks and could do with losing a couple of stone. I recommend eating at the mucky star. Last time I frequented that dump I was shitting through the eye of a needle for weeks. Weight just dropped off. Have you seen fido today?

Mucky Yoghurt Pot

A dirty old vagina

Eerrrrgghh!! I saw a mucky yoghurt pot in the swimming pool.

Mucky Film

Porn

I downloaded mucky films onto my dads laptop and now it has a virus.

Mucky bum

Mucky bum is the result of passing copious amounts of excrement and having it stick to unusually long anal hair.

I have a bit of a mucky bum this morning dude.

mucky fat

Dripping , typically in pot/tub (collected when roasting pork or beef)
May be consistent or separated, with the white (lard) fat layer at the bottom and a dark (cooked blood and oil) layer on the top.

{Traditional Yorkshire/Lancashire fare}

* "Can I have a pot of mucky fat please, love?".

* Do us some mucky fat on toast, lass!"