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1) noun - a pathological liar, bullshitter, etc.
A mulch mouth will ramble on about exaggerated or untrue accomplishments as long as someone will let them.
2) Someone with horrible teeth.
1) "Hey, that guy over there says he's a top-ranking Navy Seal! Before that, he owned a hotel in Vegas, toured with Bon Jovi, wrestled an alligator, and almost died while saving a kid who was almost hit by a train!"
"Don't believe him. He's a mulch mouth."
2) She needs some serious dental work done to that mulch mouth of hers.
A white trash fuckboy who pretends to be smart but always ends up with his foot in his mouth when something serious comes up.
Don't text me about your masturbating, you mulch nigga.
When a group of 5 or more males acquire and gangbang a female corpse. After each of them has finished inside of her they draw straws or have another means of selecting a chosen one person. That person puts their mouth around the entirety of the vaginal area. The largest or heaviest individual then jumps onto the stomach of the female thus ejecting a mixture of bodily fluids, and likely maggots or other decomposing creatures into the chosen one’s mouth.
Me and some friends tried a necrophiliac mulch and I unfortunately only got to jump but it was a blast.
One who has not had intercourse in mulch beds
Ryan is such a loser, he is a senior and still a mulch bed virgin.
To add experiences to the garden of life.
My friend Jacob got a tattoo that says make your mulch. It's fire bro.
dumb stupid little dumb stupid dumb dumb dog
It’s a smiling dog that knows too much
Popular dog in mulchmaxxing videos
it’s hell spawn pretending to be a toy poodle
look at the mulch dog, he thinks this is a game
The act of having your part enter use their dried feces to jack you off.
We saw Teeth last night and Janet was so scared she shit herself. Then, she gave me a great mulch job.