When more than one girl at a time sits on your face
Man last night I had me a mustache farm with those two hot chicks...
A large bushy mustache resembling that of a Walrus. Bonus points for sporting one while being bald and pudgy.
Example containing the word Walrus Mustache
When you’ve been getting eaten out so long they get crusties along their bottom lip.
I sat on Tommy’s face so long last night I gave him a Wichita mustache!
Someone who supports and defends the actions and statements of Nautibuoy LLC, Nauti Crew, and their commodore, Michael D.
Boater 1: Why is she in this group sticking up for Mikey?
Boater 2: She's best friends with him. She must be a mustache rider.
The action of a man shaving his pubes before having sex with someone and after they ejaculate above their partners top lip they then take the pubes and stick them on their partners top lip. It’s curly like Italian Hair
I can’t wait to grow my pubes out again to give my wife an Italian Mustache
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to hide ones teeth with hair from upper lip
That dude has a sweet mustache combover!
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When a girl with braces gives a guy a blowjob, and gets pubes stuck in her braces.
Ew! Look at Hannah! She has such a Taliban mustache!
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